Friday - November 23, 2007
Hell Salutes this Week's Best News Line: "Steralised at Age 27 to Reduce Her Carbon Footprint"
Hell would like to salute the UK's Daily Mail for running what has to be this week's best story. Not only is it the week's best story, but it has the best one liner that sums up the lunacy of the cult of global warming.
Sure, We in Hell put the "global warming" buzz in Al Gore's ear some years back, right after he lost the 2000 election. Al was drifting and a little depressed and some of My minions thought a new hobby might give him some direction and cheer him up. Gore's global warming crusade has given us in Hell a ton of laughs, especially since the only place getting hotter is down her. Yet even Al Gore isn't nuts, but apparently the movement We helped to spawn is attracting the nuts in droves.
The problem is that the global warming movement has gotten way out of hand. We in Hell never imagined it would move to the conclusion that man is the cause of global warming and that human reproduction is a bad thing. Without people, We wouldn't have much to do in Hell.
But, then again, the global warming and environmental movement has been taken over by the left. And as we know, the left (Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao) distrusts people and sees "people" as the source of the world's problems. The left's answer to the "problem of people" has always been annihilation.
Even in the environmental movement, the left practices its distrust of humanity and follows through on their natural instincts--to end human life as a means to save the cause.
In Britain, one such global warming and environmental fanatic (and you guys gasped when Limbaugh called them wackos), had an abortion "in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet." Not only did she have an abortion, but she had herself sterilized "to reduce her carbon footprint."
"I've never doubted that I made the right decision. Ed and I married in September 2002, and have a much nicer lifestyle as a result of not having children.
"We love walking and hiking, and we often go away for weekends.
"Every year, we also take a nice holiday - we've just come back from South Africa.
"We feel we can have one long-haul flight a year, as we are vegan and childless, thereby greatly reducing our carbon footprint and combating over-population.
This woman gets an abortion and sterilizes herself to reduce her carbon footprint.... We in Hell would consider that a tad extreme, yet she and her hubby fly to South Africa and often go away for weekends?
Hello, isn't there a logical disconnect here? We in Hell would think that someone who would go to all those extremes for the environment would have gone the who nine yards, you know, eschewing all technology. Yet these nitwits fly to South Africa for a "holiday." We in Hell are thinking that they spent an awful lot of their "carbon credits" on this trip!
We in Hell would like to give this broad and her husband a carbon footprint, right in the keister.
Thus, from this story, you now know the philosophy of the left:
• it is callous towards human life and willing to snuff out human life to accomplish its ends
• it considers family an unworthy cause
• children are a curse
• the cause is more important than human life (versus, say the U.S. where life is more important than the cause)
• the cause is based on feelings and logic is abandoned
We in Hell are sorry, this joke has gone too far.
P.S.
Read the comments to this story. Consider if they would take their "no children" philosophy to its logical conclusion.
Author: The Machiavellian
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