Friday - September 07, 2007
Osama Answered in Hell
We in Hell are quite amused by Osama bin Laden's latest screed. Unlike the lily livered Republicans and Democrats who won't call 'em like they see them, We in Hell have a few responses We want to deliver to this earthy devil. (Transcipt available here). 
All praise is due to Allah, who built the heavens and earth in justice, and created man as a favor
and grace from Him. And from His ways is that the days rotate between the people, and from His Law is retaliation in kind: an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth and the killer is killed. And all praise is due to Allah, who awakened His slaves' desire for the Garden, and all of them will enter it except those who refuse. And whoever obeys Him alone in all of his affairs will enter the Garden, and whoever disobeys Him will have refused.
We in Hell know God and Allah might be a god, but he is not God. And unlike a certain other religion, notice how the Islamic terrorist harps on violence and retribution. As for the rest of it, piss poor translation or has bin Laden been hitting the opium fields a little too freely?
To preface, I say: despite America being the greatest economic power and possessing the most powerful and up-to-date military arsenal as well; and despite it spending on this war and is army more than the entire world spends on its armies; and despite it being the being the major state influencing the policies of the world, as if it has a monopoly on the unjust right of veto; despite all of this, 19 young men were able - by the grace of Allah, the Most High- to change the direction of its compass. And in fact, the subject of the Mujahideen has become an inseparable part of the speech of your leader, and the effects and signs of that are not hidden.
Unfortunately, President Bush, or as you and the Democrats call him, the Great Satan, failed to bring the U.S.A. to a war footing. To America right now, you are a nuisance and a minor one at that. Our question to you is, right now, you can't even defeat 200,000 of our soldiers. What would happen if we mobilized for war and sent 4 million soldiers and marines to your shores? And what would you do if hundreds of these made bombing runs every night for the next couple of years?
You've never fought a determined America. You've never fought against an America that has turned all its might against you.
You talk a good game, but coming from someone who represents a culture that hasn't invented or produced much in 500 years, you haven't a clue what an America at war would be like. It is nothing your 7th century death cult could handle.
Since the 11th, many of America’s policies have come under the influence of the Mujahideen, and that is by the grace of Allah, the Most High. And as a result, the people discovered the truth about it, its reputation worsened, its prestige was broken globally and it was bled dry economically, even if
our interests overlap with the interests of the major corporations and also with those of the neoconservatives, despite the differing intentions.
Maybe you haven't gotten the message, but Americans generally don't give damn about what others think about them. Especially the French, Arabs, Chinese, Russians, South Americans, or any country in Africa either.... As to our economy, what is the unemployment rate in Caliphate these days?
I say, refuting this unjust statement, that the morality and culture of the holocaust is your culture, not our culture. In fact, burning living beings is forbidden in our religion, even if they be small like the ant, so what of man?! The holocaust of the Jews was carried out by your brethren in the middle of Europe, but had it been closer to our countries, most of the Jews would have been saved by taking refuge with us. And my proof for that is in what your brothers, the Spanish, did when they
set up the horrible courts of the Inquisition to try Muslims and Jews, when the Jews only found safe shelter by taking refuge in our countries. And that is why the Jewish community in Morocco today is one of the largest communities in the world. They are alive with us and we have not incinerated them, but we are a people who don't sleep under oppression and reject humiliation and disgrace, and we take revenge on the people of tyranny and aggression, and the blood of the Muslims will not
be spilled with impunity, and the morrow is nigh for he who awaits.
Sorry Osama, that doesn't really cut it. Germany's culture and Spain's culture were and are not America's culture. See, Americans left the continent to start anew and throw off the political and religious intolerance of Europe. And as for Muslim tolerance, why then can't Christians build a church in Egypt without government permission? Why have Jews fled from Turkey, Iraq, and Iran? How many Jews and Christians are allowed to practice their religion openly in Saudi Arabia? And, you'll have to help me here, but didn't Mohammed destroy a Jewish village, killing all inhabitants? Your people's tolerance for others is legendary, believe us.
And among the things which catch the eye of the one who considers the repercussions of your unjust war against Iraq is the failure of your democratic system, despite it raising of the slogans of justice, liberty, equality and humanitarianism. It has not only failed to achieve these things, it has actually destroyed these and other concepts with its weapons - especially in Iraq and Afghanistan- in a brazen fashion, to replace them with fear, destruction, killing, hunger, illness, displacement and
more than a million orphans in Baghdad alone, not to mention hundreds of thousands of widows. Americans statistics speak of the killing of more than 650,000 of the people of Iraq as a result of the war and its repercussions.
You can't believe everything you read in the New York Times there, Osama. Even the Democrats keep the number around 100,000.
In the Vietnam War, the leaders of the White House claimed at the time that it was a necessary and crucial war, and during it, Rumsfeld and his aides murdered two million villagers. And when Kennedy took over the presidency and deviated from the general line of policy drawn up for the White House and wanted to stop this unjust war, that angered the owners of the major corporations who were benefiting from its continuation.
And so Kennedy was killed, and al-Qaida wasn’t present at that time, but rather, those corporations were the primary beneficiary from his killing. And the war continued after that for approximately one decade. But after it became clear to you that it was an unjust and unnecessary war, you made one of your greatest mistakes, in that you neither brought to account nor punished those who waged this war, not even the most violent of its murderers, Rumsfeld. And even more incredible than that is that Bush picked him as secretary of defense in his first term after picking Cheney as his vice-
president, Powell as secretary of state and Armitage as Powell's deputy, despite their horrific and blood history of murdering humans. So that was clear signal that his administration - the administration of the generals- didn't have as its main concern the serving of humanity, but rather, was interested in bringing about new massacres. Yet in spite of that, you permitted Bush to complete his first term, and stranger still, chose him for a second term, which gave him a clear mandate from you - with your full knowledge and consent- to continue to murder our people in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Then you claim to be innocent! This innocence of yours is like my innocence of the blood of your sons on the 11th - were I to claim such a thing. But it is impossible for me to humor any of you in the arrogance and indifference you show for the lives of humans outside America, or for me to humor your leaders in their lying, as the entire world knows they have the lion's share of that. These morals aren't our morals. What I want to emphasize here is that not taking past war criminals to account led to them repeating that crime of killing humanity without right and waging this unjust war in Mesopotamia, and as a result, here are the oppressed ones today continuing to take their right from you.
This war was entirely unnecessary, as testified to by your own reports. And among the most capable of those from your own side who speak to you on this topic and on the manufacturing of public opinion is Noam Chomsky, who spoke sober words of advice prior to the war, but the leader of Texas doesn't like those who give advice. The entire world came out in unprecedented demonstrations to warn against waging the war and describe its true nature in eloquent terms like
"no to spilling red blood for black oil," yet he paid them no heed. It is time for humankind to know that talk of the rights of man and freedom are lies produced by the White House and its allies in Europe to deceive humans, take control of their destinies and subjugate them.
You've been reading the Diaries at Daily Kos, haven't you! Quoting Noam Chomsky might endear you to the stinky hippies of the left, but to the rest of America, your conspiracy theories only remind them of the traitors who burn our flag and dishonor our troops. Oh, and the Chomsky quote only makes you seem like a stinky hippy with a turban.
This greatest of plagues and most dangerous of threats to the lives of humans is taking place in an accelerating fashion as the world is being dominated by the democratic system, which confirms its massive failure to protect humans and their interests from the greed and avarice of the major corporations and their representatives.
Wait a minute, you were quoting stinky hippies just before, now Marx? Dude, lay off the poppy seeds, will you?
If you were to ponder it well, you would find that in the end, it is a system harsher and fiercer than your systems in the Middle Ages. The capitalist system seeks to turn the entire world into a fiefdom of the major corporations under the label of “globalization” in order to protect democracy.
And Iraq and Afghanistan and their tragedies; and the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes; and the abject poverty and tragic hunger in Africa: all of this is but one side of the grim face of this global system.
Marx again? Or are you saying the abject poverty of Arab lands exemplifies a better economic system?
Hold on a minute, somebody is ringing Satan's doorbell. Crap, it's Osama trying evangelize his religion. Quick, turn out the lights, maybe he will go away.
To conclude, I invite you to embrace Islam, for the greatest mistake one can make in this world and one which is uncorrectable is to die while not surrendering to Allah, the Most High, in all aspects of one's life - ie., to die outside of Islam. And Islam means gain for you in this first life and the next, final life. The true religion is a mercy for people in their lives, filling their hearts with serenity and calm.
Sorry Osama, you murdering thug, even in Hell, we know kneeling before a God that only demands that "He be loved with all one's heart" and that "you are commanded to love others as you love yourself" is whole lot better than worshipping a god that dictates murder and violence.
Hell, would like to leave you with a quote from the Quran. Feel the love infidel, feel the love:
As for Osama and his band of merry jihadists, We in Hell aren't bound by niceties of Christianity. Here's hoping you meet the "big one" soon.O YOU WHO BELIEVE! DO NOT TAKE THE JEWS AND THE CHRISTIANS FOR FRIENDS; THEY ARE FRIENDS OF EACH OTHER; AND WHOEVER AMONGST YOU TAKES THEM FOR A FRIEND, THEN SURELY HE IS ONE OF THEM; SURELY ALLAH DOES NOT GUIDE THE UNJUST PEOPLE. (5:49-51)
FIGHT THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN ALLAH, nor in the latter day, nor do they prohibit what Allah and His Messenger have prohibited, NOR FOLLOW THE RELIGION OF TRUTH, OUT OF THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE BOOK, until they pay the tax in acknowledgment of superiority and THEY ARE IN A STATE OF SUBJECTION. (9:29)
Author: Satanic Source
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