Wednesday - March 07, 2007

I Respect You Baby: Here's a Condom

Or Only the Left Equates a Condom with Respect

Brazil's socialist president, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva has a new theory about relations between the sexes.  If a man uses a condom, he shows the woman respect.  Satan wishes he would have come up with this pick up line. "Hey baby, let me slip on a little respect."  No wait, "Baby, I spell respect T R O J A N."  Or, "I respect you so much, I bought this box of condoms."

Brazilians must show women more respect by using condoms during sex, President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva said on Wednesday at an event to help women avoid sexually transmitted diseases.

"AIDS is growing among heterosexual women. We are going to fight hypocrisy. We need to give out condoms and teach people how to use them. People need to be taught how to have sex, that's the only way we will have an AIDS-free country," Lula said.

Lula's words marked the start of a new Health Ministry program to lower AIDS infection rates among women, up 44 percent from 1995 to 2005.

The program, started one day before International Women's Day on Thursday, aims to give out 14 million free female condoms and to double HIV-testing for women.

"Sex is something everybody likes, it's a biological necessity for humans, so what we must do is teach," Lula said.

Satan has a few thoughts on this twisted thinking.  We in Hell truly appreciate Lula's new contribution to getting in a woman's panties.   AIDS obviously is a grave problem, but Satan, in all seriousness, would like to suggest that the following actually shows women that a man respects them, but We guess that the use of a condoms is easier than changing the machismo embedded in Latin culture throughout South America (and get off Satan's back, the Reuter's article said the same damn thing):

•monogamy

•faithfulness in marriage

•no mistresses

•no visits to the local whorehouse

•postponing sex until marriage

Satan is pretty sure that the above measures would affect the AIDS rates rather prodigiously.  But then again, we in Hell know that the left would never consider the moral route that restrains human behavior as handing out condoms willy nilly is much easier.  Even Satan knows that respect begins with love and from love flows commitment.  

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