“AT&T CEO Says It Is Hard to Find Skilled American Workers”

Of course that statement doesn’t pass the BS test here in Hell. Get a load of this:

The head of the top U.S. phone company AT&T Inc (T.N) said on Wednesday it was having trouble finding enough skilled workers to fill all the 5,000 customer service jobs it promised to return to the United States from India.

“We’re having trouble finding the numbers that we need with the skills that are required to do these jobs,” AT&T Chief Executive Randall Stephenson told a business group in San Antonio, where the company’s headquarters is located.

So far, only around 1,400 jobs have been returned to the United States of 5,000, a target it set in 2006, the company said, adding that it maintains the target. Read more….

Let’s translate what Randall Stephenson really said:

Speaking from his gold-leafed covered desk, AT&T CEO, Randall Stephenson lamented the whole promise to bring 5,000 customer service jobs back to America. As we waited for Mr. Stephenson to finish counting his $150,000 weekly paycheck, he continued on, stating that it was really “hard to find educated Americans who would work for $10 a day, without benefits.”  “You know, if we have to pay these people decent salaries, my bonus to cut wages will disappear and I might not be able to buy my 250 ft. long yacht this year.”

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